前注：文章很短，不翻译了。不是因为短而不翻译，而是文章煞是精彩，翻不出那个韵律来。只得作罢。原文转贴于下：
Been There, Don That
With just 720 days to go before the next election, a Florida retiree made a surprise announcement Tuesday night that he was running for the president.
In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified –documents library.
Trump, famous for gold-plated lobbies and for firing people on reality television, will be 78 in 2024. If elected, Trump would tie Joe Biden as the oldest president to take office. His cholesterol levels are unknown, but his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup.
He has stated that his qualifications for the office include being a “stable genius.”
Trump also served as the 45th president.
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后注：“stable genius”实在找不到“可口”翻译。如果意译的话，接近林副统帅的那个“永远健康”。
