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【蓝队】【美坛蓝绿绑架争霸】Mission Impossible

LYJiang 2021-07-19 20:28:35 ( reads)
2021年7月22日上午文城显示本文被阅读约38000次,是晚则报580次,莫名其妙。类似情况曾经发生过一次。笔者现已函请论坛管理查明实况。2021.7.23 更新:感谢论坛管理回复:“就是被黑客恶意刷和捣乱,我们会采取方法的。
 
原创诗文 引子:男儿焉解甲?剑啸虎山移。不必锋芒露,云端挂鞘时。
 
和韵 盈盈一笑间 七律:

寒锋一抹破青天,月坠花林白里妍。

狂想几时非正道?苦斟无处是甘泉。

诗囊易比钱囊满,心坎难同井坎填。

伯乐绳缰还伯乐,长风踏燕马平川。

 

盈盈原玉:

乡愁四韵   平水韵一先 

 

旧国家园忆去年,关山万里隔烟川。  

  

千峰云树海棠月,九曲长江风雪天。  

  

客久惭悲腊梅落,归来难寄雁信传。  

  

何时得偿还乡愿,且赋别情游子篇

灯影下、明暗间、杯酒前,黄昏后,一项文攻计划已在法国首都敲定,行动代号:“临江仙“。

 
 
《临江仙:巴黎》
 
去日凯旋归去日,眼前浮梦浮烟,花都疑是夜光船,云帆凌铁塔,月影堕金渊。
故梦醇时酣不尽,明天休换今天,晓声无悔夜莺传,春枝皆画笔,秋叶几诗笺?
 
谱据龙榆生《临江仙》格三
韵从《词林正韵》第七部平声 
 
 
I spinned this wild story completely out of thin air. I apologize if dark humor isn't your cup of tea.  Anyway, my intent is anything but malicious. 
 
Nightfall. Paris lit up. Right in plain sight, my covert operation kicked off.
 
I was armed to the teeth with a newly composed Chinese ci poem, hush-hush.
 
iPhone on. Poetry sent.
 
Digitally connected, a lady netizen was instantly captured, poetically speaking. Not surprisingly, she responded positively to my soft power and took my side. Trapped in the legendary Stockholm Syndrome, she went on to do my bidding. Worming through Mei Yu Shi Jie, she took over a same-gender netizen's post by reading it out with her syrupy sing-song voice. Before I knew it, I had already bagged two captives of the opposite gender, virtually in one fell swoop. It's so sweet. It's just for fun.
 
I’m not gloating, but I must say this: NO MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE. Move over, Tom Cruise.
 
In all seriousness, I can’t thank 甜虫虫 enough for recording her inspirational reading of just_4_fun’s Paris-themed post.* I have more than an inkling of how much precious time 虫虫 has sacrificed for this project. However, I have no idea how much I owe her. I simply know that I owe her a lot.
 
I also know that we miss just_4_fun. Given her caliber, she has much to offer Mei Yu Shi Jie, the Beautiful World of our Lingua Franca, which is such a scenic route for net surfers. I am looking forward to her return to the fold. Who isn't?
 
--- Lingyang Jiang
 
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*"文字可以如斯美丽" by just_4_fun https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/214112.html

Audio by 甜虫虫 


 

跟帖(98)

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:42:27

Good evening Yang Yang! :)

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:47:20

I miss Fun Fun too. Hope she will see this post

LYJiang

2021-07-19 20:49:10

虫虫 , did I go a bit over the top?

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:53:50

haha, is it possible for you not to go over the top?

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:02:07

Truth hurts, but it is true. Hahaha!

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:07:27

:)))

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:49:21

Also, I love your poem and your pictures of Paris!

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:00:57

Catch me in the picture if you can.

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:06:55

Are you the third one from left?

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:09:11

Hmm...

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:10:42

In the back row, facing the camera. No?

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:16:25

When I hmm..., I was in a state of denial. Hahaha!

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:43:09

I knew you meant no. But which one are you? :)

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:54:30

In France, hmm... means the opposite. Don't quote me, though.

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:58:43

hahaha, you tricked me!!

LYJiang

2021-07-19 22:36:08

Hmm... hide (in plain sight) and seek.

LYJiang

2021-07-19 20:47:57

Thanks so much, 甜虫虫!

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:59:36

You're very welcome!

天玉之

2021-07-19 20:44:30

美词,美文,美诵,what a pleasure enjoying such a mix of flavors, as if

LYJiang

2021-07-19 20:54:10

Il s'agit d'un bon endroit pour présenter notre nouveau duo au..

LYJiang

2021-07-19 20:55:17

Pardon my French. Thank you so much!

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:00:03

I just wanted to say, "Take it as a new duet of ours."

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:09:38

I see. Thanks!

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:40:38

My pleasure!

天玉之

2021-07-19 21:08:30

De rien. Vous coopérez très bien les gars. I love French! : )

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:45:05

France is still madly in love with itself.

天玉之

2021-07-20 04:56:06

哈哈哈,they are like that, aren’t they? I remember a guy working in

LYJiang

2021-07-20 07:38:56

How about singing La Marseillaise (Mireille Mathieu's style)?

天玉之

2021-07-20 08:03:26

Hahah, cela fonctionnera comme par magie! I should learn that

LYJiang

2021-07-20 12:18:14

You just reminded me of Maupassant’s “Boule de Suif.”

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:13:56

I like their national anthem.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:10:27

That meant you had to speak his language.

LYJiang

2021-07-24 14:23:45

Why didn't I just say "narcissism"?

天玉之

2021-07-19 21:12:07

J'aime beaucoup la culture francaise. Wish I could live there

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:52:47

I wish you the best. I propose a toast to France, even though

天玉之

2021-07-20 05:01:22

Hahah, thanks! Maybe being a tourist and a little tipsy is a

LYJiang

2021-07-20 07:25:25

A Tour de France?

LYJiang

2021-07-20 07:29:17

George Bernard Shaw's Saint Joan does justice to

天玉之

2021-07-20 08:20:27

Ha, it is said the play does contain considerable humor at the

LYJiang

2021-07-20 12:08:08

Shaw was naive about politics but perceptive as a playwright.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:15:56

Shaw embodied Irish humor.

天玉之

2021-07-20 08:26:59

Hahah, exactly, that may explain the occasional Domino’s

LYJiang

2021-07-20 12:03:41

I won’t let you fall when and if within my reach.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:17:27

Bucket list? OMG!

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 20:56:12

Is this French? How many languages do you speak? :)

LYJiang

2021-07-19 20:58:56

Don't make me blush.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:08:46

"C'est super, C'est beau! Bonne coopération!"

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:07:13

虫虫, I am reading your latest post. I can't stop.

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 21:08:28

Now it's my turn to blush, haha :)

LYJiang

2021-07-19 21:19:49

I'd say crimson, beautifully crimson.

甜虫虫

2021-07-19 22:21:06

I saw your comments on my post. Thank you so much!!

LYJiang

2021-07-19 22:39:29

Your post struck a chord with me. Good night!

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:18:53

Plain language. Deep thought.

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-20 04:53:24

花都疑是夜光船,云帆凌铁塔,月影堕金渊。充满了想象力的比喻,妙句,欣赏!

LYJiang

2021-07-20 05:56:13

太感谢了!很高兴盈盈摘“月影堕金渊”拙句(此所谓诗中之诗眼,词中之词眼也。)

LYJiang

2021-07-20 05:58:47

弱弱的问一下,还记得唱和吗?一字诗也挺有趣呢。

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-20 09:20:06

哈哈哈,小羊也会用弱弱的问一下?

LYJiang

2021-07-20 11:57:18

不是说过曾在华夏诗乡磨剑数载么?

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:20:21

Yes, I am no stranger to your lingo.

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-20 09:21:26

弱弱的回答一下,和小羊唱和,我需要好好斟酌。因为你是高手。再给我一点时间好吗?:))

LYJiang

2021-07-20 11:59:24

古人云:乘兴而来,尽兴而归。小羊静候盈盈乘兴而来。

天山晨

2021-07-20 17:46:42

建议羊羊将盈盈绑下,她刚发表了新七律:乡愁四韵,不知你是否也有乡愁

LYJiang

2021-07-20 20:27:40

谢谢天山晨,好主意!

LYJiang

2021-07-20 21:34:49

刚才韵和了盈盈,任由盈盈绑小羊,哈哈哈!原玉与拙和:

LYJiang

2021-07-24 14:27:03

Let's have a poetic dialogue when you are ready.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:21:30

Thank you for the kind words.

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-20 09:19:18

好诗词,必须欣赏啊。是哒,我一眼就看到这是小羊词中的精彩之处。:)

LYJiang

2021-07-20 12:00:35

也是拙词的主旨呢。

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:25:27

Creative writing is enchanting.

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-20 09:23:02

晓声无悔夜莺传,春枝皆画笔,秋叶几诗笺?这几句也写得漂亮。我很喜欢。

LYJiang

2021-07-20 12:01:34

向盈盈抱拳行礼。

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:28:08

Paris looks its best in fall colors.

天山晨

2021-07-20 06:33:48

好诗好文字,都很美的演绎!

LYJiang

2021-07-20 07:51:28

感谢天山晨!France is caught between nationalism & multiculturalism.

LYJiang

2021-07-20 07:53:20

很喜欢您的一字木诗,言简意赅。

忒忒绿

2021-07-20 10:00:00

It’s really a mellow blend of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. Enc

LYJiang

2021-07-20 11:51:03

Thanks, 忒忒绿! I don’t drink, but I’m drunk on your comment.

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:33:02

"Mellow" is a disarming word.

Ha65494

2021-07-20 10:56:11

蓝:绿 = 980:950 绿队加油!

天玉之

2021-07-20 11:09:12

辛苦了!每天最多可以发几个帖?三个?

移花接木

2021-07-20 12:24:22

蓝:每天一个, 绿: 1- ∞

LYJiang

2021-07-20 16:12:03

I care about sportsmanship rather than the scoreboard.

LYJiang

2021-07-24 14:29:36

No idea.

LYJiang

2021-07-20 11:54:55

Ladies first, always.

移花接木

2021-07-20 13:16:41

nice post , was before my time in MYSJ

LYJiang

2021-07-20 16:13:08

Thank you, 移花接木 !

甜虫虫

2021-07-20 19:23:15

Yes, Fun Fun posted this article before I even knew

LYJiang

2021-07-20 20:12:23

Good call, 虫虫 !

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:34:20

I didn't know that.

LYJiang

2021-07-20 16:33:18

Thank you, 陶陶三 !

陶陶三

2021-07-20 17:09:42

Mission well done! No kidnapping is impossible for you in MYSJ.:

LYJiang

2021-07-20 19:13:51

Thanks again! My mission rhymes with my imagination.

LYJiang

2021-07-24 14:33:06

I can't bring myself to use that k word.

beautifulwind

2021-07-20 18:03:34

这篇文章记得清清楚楚,那时funfun总是应我的要求贴美文,每次我都算认真地学习,希望她回来:)

LYJiang

2021-07-20 19:08:25

Thanks, beautifulwind. I wish just_4_fun the best!

beautifulwind

2021-07-21 15:00:53

恭喜LYJiang。首页进来,谢谢网管,绑架活动 Mission Impossible推荐成功

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:35:53

A big thank-you to beautifulwind and wenxuecity!

LYJiang

2021-07-23 07:44:02

Thank you, 花儿解语2021 !