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【绿队】【美坛蓝绿绑架争霸】Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By iBelieu

甜虫虫 2021-07-20 19:27:17 ( reads)

You got quite a brat here, haha. My revenge!

I thought this conversation was really cute, and was planning to do something with it. I recorded my part of the conversation a while ago. But it took me a while to copy/paste the audio clips, and merge them into one. So, here it is! 

 

Link to the original post: Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By ibelieu

 

------A Conversation between a Father and His 5-Year-Old Daughter:

 

D       Dad, get me some water, please.

F        But you are right there at the sink.  Why can't you get water yourself?

D       But I want you to do it for me.  Please, Dad!

F        Eh, Sweetie, Dad is not home on vacation.  Dad's only home because of this pandemic thingy.   Can't you see Dad's working?

D       I don't give a damn.  Dad, I want …

F        Whoa, watch your language Missy!

D       Dad, get me water or I'm going to tell on you.

F        Now, now, what did I do this time?

D       I saw you throw out the junk Mom kept in the attic.  I'm telling Mom. 

F        No, you won't.

D       Yes, I will.  My water, please.

F        Ok, ok, here is your water, you tattletale.

D       What did you call me?

F        Princess, I called you princess.

D       I want some honey in the water.

F        Ok, here is some honey.  Are we good, now?

D       A spoon, too, please.

F        Spoon's coming.

D       Hey, Dad, look at the spoon.  It's twisted!  Bad Daddy! You gave me twisted spoon.

F        You are pulling my leg, aren't you?  It's a good spoon.

D       Look in the water, Dad.  See the spoon?  It's bent.

F        Take it out, will you?  Let's take a look.

D       Well, it's not twisted now.  But I swear to Chairman Mao.  It was twisted in the water.  What the heck?

F        I tell you what, sweetie pie; the spoon became bent because there is a fairy living in that water.  She bent the spoon.

D       But I don't see any fairy!

F        That's because she's a fairy.  We can't see fairies.  But the fairy bent your spoon, didn't she?

D       Why did she bend my spoon?

F        Because fairies do not like tattletales, that's why.

D       Oh, yeah!  Down the drain goes the fairy!  Go bend spoons there.  And, oh, Dad, I'm telling Mom you are hiding a fairy in your bedroom.

F        Oh, alright, here's the science behind it all.  Sweetie?  Honey?  Princess?

 

 




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LYJiang

2021-07-20 19:49:30

Grab this sofa & make myself an armchair philosopher.

LYJiang

2021-07-20 20:05:05

Three takeaways: (1) Never assume that age & voice are

甜虫虫

2021-07-20 20:38:59

Good evening armchair philosopher :)

忒忒绿

2021-07-21 08:36:00

喜欢吃麻花:)

LYJiang

2021-07-21 18:55:48

I just took this sofa/armchair philosophically. Hahaha!

ibelieu

2021-07-20 21:17:33

Ha, ha, ha ... This is so funny, so

甜虫虫

2021-07-20 22:26:26

hahaha, I'm glad you had a good laugh :)))

忒忒绿

2021-07-21 08:36:00

LOL

beautifulwind

2021-07-20 22:23:11

哈哈哈,虫虫扮演的五岁女儿太棒啦!升了几个key?:)

甜虫虫

2021-07-20 22:29:36

谢谢美风!我是不是玩的有点过啦?哈哈:)我用Audacity,升到high C,好像原来是 F,应该是升了4个Key

ibelieu

2021-07-21 05:18:36

Kudos to the dad for not going up to high C by the end. :)

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 09:49:42

I debated if I should raise the pitch of that part and make you

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 09:50:12

wail. haha

ibelieu

2021-07-21 09:55:37

Tried my wailing sound. Boy I scared myself. :)

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 10:05:20

You should thank me for not making you wail, haha.

盈盈一笑间

2021-07-21 08:09:14

这也太cute啦!

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 09:51:13

瞎玩呢:)谢谢盈盈!

忒忒绿

2021-07-21 08:27:00

it’s a cute small girl,

忒忒绿

2021-07-21 08:28:00

the voice is really from 甜虫虫? so sweet:)

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 09:52:04

It's really me, 5-year old me :)

ibelieu

2021-07-21 10:00:32

Such beautiful performance leaves one wondering

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 10:03:02

The 5-year old girl still lives inside, once in a while,

天玉之

2021-07-21 08:55:01

哈哈哈哈哈。。。笑死了,伊比写的段子吗?妙极了!朗诵也是超棒,那声音非五岁可比!We have some acting

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 09:53:45

谢谢玉诗人!嗯,我们可以写剧本,上演话剧:)

AP33912

2021-07-21 09:55:00

very cute conversations - 这老爸(waiter?) 不知有否脸带微笑地对话-:)

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 10:07:19

谢谢!我相信他一定在心里笑呢:)

何仙姑

2021-07-21 11:57:57

cute!

甜虫虫

2021-07-21 14:15:57

Thank you! :)

beautifulwind

2021-07-21 14:59:51

恭喜虫虫。首页进来,谢谢网管, Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By iBelieu推荐成功

甜虫虫

2021-07-22 14:18:21

美风推荐了这个贴啦,哈哈:)谢谢美风和网管的支持鼓励!

天边一片白云

2021-07-22 06:24:24

haha. 虫虫的童声也好听。演得太好了。

甜虫虫

2021-07-22 14:19:27

白云好!闹着玩的:)谢谢听歌!

花儿解语2021

2021-07-22 07:04:15

怎么这么可爱啊!Such a sweet little cutie! 赞虫虫的嫩嗓,好棒的朗诵!赞不够1

甜虫虫

2021-07-22 14:20:12

谢谢花儿!好久不见!

移花接木

2021-07-22 12:04:54

purpose fullfilled, ibelieu set bait got him a daughter

甜虫虫

2021-07-22 14:21:37

哈哈, 啊...? :) 谢谢花帅!