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Golf in the Snow

godog 2024-02-14 10:15:52 ( reads)

Golf in the Snow

 

I was bad on golf.

Not just a dab bad.

I was 20-over-par bad.

 

After the last snow fall,

the course was covered by snow.

I went for golfing.

 

Miraculously my skill

shot over the roof

of the house of golf.

 

Higher than Burdie.

Higher than Eagle.

Higher than Albatross.

 

I was a perfect Ace, always,

because every stroke I made,

the ball would go in a hole.

 

I'm ready to go

on the PGA tour,

beat all the Masters.

 

(Photo is from internet.)

跟帖(29)

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 10:35:22

Go for golfing when the snow falls. Beat all the Masters.

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 10:37:56

Hello master, U r the king of golf in 美坛, aren’t u? lol

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 10:38:44

参见今天的APAD。哈哈哈

方外居士

2024-02-14 10:46:54

I'm ready to go on the PGA tour, beat all the Masters.哈哈哈!

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 10:49:22

We have two kings today, Jiu-jitsu and golf… 哈哈哈

godog

2024-02-14 11:04:09

This poem was meant for people to laugh and I succeeded:)

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 11:06:39

Big congratulations! Haha

方外居士

2024-02-14 11:07:41

I like this attitude! Feel good always

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 11:18:32

幽默,是生活的调味品~~

方外居士

2024-02-14 11:05:42

King of Jiu-jitsu goes to 7G? Not Queen? 哈哈哈

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 11:09:04

A king. Absolutely ~~ :))

方外居士

2024-02-14 13:10:45

哈哈哈哈哈。不知道这是性别歧视还是性别平等!

7grizzly

2024-02-14 14:31:36

MYSJ soon will have openings for BJJ Queen, pope, bishop,...

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 14:37:03

Yes, Your Majesty. U made my day 哈哈哈哈哈

颤音

2024-02-14 12:35:30

see true passions

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 13:18:17

+100086

godog

2024-02-14 20:15:12

Passion for golf, no. Passion for poetry, yes.:))

妖妖灵

2024-02-14 14:15:05

“every stroke I made, the ball would go in a hole.” 哈哈,忽悠!

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 16:09:46

这句是虚拟语态呀,would表示了一种假设、虚构或未实现的情况。明明是美好的愿望啊。和忽悠有关系?

妖妖灵

2024-02-14 16:14:38

哈哈哈,这就是神犬开玩笑说他为什么能赢高尔夫啊!果然被他忽悠了啊!

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 16:44:34

哈哈哈,G兄这首小诗确实很风趣。

妖妖灵

2024-02-14 16:16:18

这是事实啊,一个球在雪地里肯定会落下进入(变成)一个hole啊。你看懂他的玩笑了吗?:)

盈盈一笑间

2024-02-14 16:26:04

球场被大雪覆盖后,球技奇迹般地提高了。前面有hint呀。:)

godog

2024-02-14 20:14:20

Haha you got it

godog

2024-02-14 20:17:15

Would在这里是will的过去式

moonlight7

2024-02-14 19:39:54

风雪无阻啊~

godog

2024-02-14 20:17:51

The writing is actually fictitious:))

暖冬cool夏

2024-02-19 09:56:23

U r an ace! every stroke I made, the ball go in a hole.诙谐!

天边一片白云

2024-02-19 16:37:41

哈哈。so funny. 还以为图片上是你, 要不是看到小字。