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ZT: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (女人的地理)

Lucidus 2012-06-12 16:24:22 ( reads)

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

從18歲到24歲,女人像非洲–半開發、半荒野,土地肥沃,充滿了自然美!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

在23到30之間,女人像歐洲–已經開發完成,開放交易,特別是對貨真價實的東西。

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

在31到35之間,女人像西班牙–熱情、灑脫、有孤芳自賞的傲氣。

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

在36到40之間,女人像希臘–有歷史痕跡的韻味,但仍然是一個讓人覺得溫馨而想去的地方。

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past...

在41到50之間,女人像英國–有著征服世界的光輝歷史...

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

在51到60之間,女人像以色列–經歷過戰爭,凡事不犯第二次錯誤,能把事情辦好。

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

在61到70之間,女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。

 

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

70以後,女人像西藏–充滿自然美,謎樣的歷史中有著歲月沉澱的智慧...

帶有冒險精神,和追求心靈智慧的渴望。

 

 

 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN(男人的地理)

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts

從1歲到80歲, 男人像伊朗–被一兩個瘋子統治著。

 

If he can live beyong 80, a man is like Mongolia - deserted, boring and unnoticed

假如他能活過80歲,男人像蒙古–荒蕪、無趣,沒人關注它。

跟帖(12)

sportwoman

2012-06-12 20:03:04

在61到70之間,女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。

hammerheadshark

2012-06-12 20:38:46

Insurance agent, realtor, wealth manager

hammerheadshark

2012-06-12 20:16:26

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece

hammerheadshark

2012-06-12 20:19:30

Creeks - Broke, desperate, falling apart and in need of bailouts

sportwoman

2012-06-12 20:36:45

鲨鱼兄见解独到,不错嘛,喝多了吗?小心被速速拿下。

hammerheadshark

2012-06-12 20:40:14

All newspapers say so.

sportwoman

2012-06-12 20:43:47

我老了,无所谓了,你们还年轻。世界是你们的。

hammerheadshark

2012-06-12 20:55:48

He,he,he...put me in your will.

sportwoman

2012-06-13 16:36:52

这个嘛比较难为,算命的说我能活到200岁。

sportwoman

2012-06-13 19:43:04

鲨鱼兄活到199肯定没问题,不过我今天下午开始感觉有点活腻了,所以我考虑你的建议。

Lucidus

2012-06-13 20:23:59

:-)

hammerheadshark

2012-06-13 21:14:46

In that case, it is time to write a murder story.