好朗诵！是题太难了还是我中英文都不咋地，好难啊：）

1. People nurture kids and hope kids can be bright.

While I always got troubles because of my smartness in my life.

I only wish my kids can be dull and straight, and

 live safely without any disasters until they get to high rank.

2. 他挖了个坑，继续挖，最后掉进了自己挖的沟里。他会自食其果自己的恶作剧，他会搬起石头砸自己的脚。