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(2012-01-20 09:14:08)
1.随便.
男：今朝雅到阿拉7萨么什啊？
笑班长：随便！男：7火锅伐？
笑班长：伐来赛，吃火锅面孔高头要长痘痘厄!男：各么阿拉7川菜？
笑班长：昨末子刚刚7古川菜，今朝又吃。。。。男：各么阿拉7海鲜起？呵呵......
笑班长：海鲜伐好，7了要肚皮卅厄！男：各么弄刚7萨？
笑班长：随便.......
2.才苦亦.
男：阿拉现在组撒起奈？？
笑班[阅读全文]
男：今朝雅到阿拉7萨么什啊？
笑班长：随便！男：7火锅伐？
笑班长：伐来赛，吃火锅面孔高头要长痘痘厄!男：各么阿拉7川菜？
笑班长：昨末子刚刚7古川菜，今朝又吃。。。。男：各么阿拉7海鲜起？呵呵......
笑班长：海鲜伐好，7了要肚皮卅厄！男：各么弄刚7萨？
笑班长：随便.......
2.才苦亦.
男：阿拉现在组撒起奈？？
笑班[阅读全文]
(2012-01-18 21:55:15)
She'sblood,fleshandbones
Notucksorsilicone
She'stouchsmellsighttasteandsound
ButsomehowIcan'tbelievethatanythingshouldhappen
Iknowwe'rerightwhereIbelongandnothing'sgonnahappen,yeah
Causeshe'ssohigh
Highaboveme,she'ssolovely
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(2012-01-05 00:14:08)
1.Askaquestion:You:what’sgoingon?
Yourcolleague:nothing.You:comeon,tellmeaboutit.
Yourcolleague:tellyouwhat?Thereisnothinggoingon.你:咋的了?
你同事:没咋的.你:咋的了你就说呗,说了能咋的?
你同事:真的没咋的.2.Askagain:You:whatdidyoutellthem?
Yourcolleague:tellthemaboutwhat?You:youknowwhat.
Yourcolleague:no,Ireallydon’t.你:你磕趁谁了?
你同事:我磕趁谁了?你:你磕趁谁了你自己知...[阅读全文]
Yourcolleague:nothing.You:comeon,tellmeaboutit.
Yourcolleague:tellyouwhat?Thereisnothinggoingon.你:咋的了?
你同事:没咋的.你:咋的了你就说呗,说了能咋的?
你同事:真的没咋的.2.Askagain:You:whatdidyoutellthem?
Yourcolleague:tellthemaboutwhat?You:youknowwhat.
Yourcolleague:no,Ireallydon’t.你:你磕趁谁了?
你同事:我磕趁谁了?你:你磕趁谁了你自己知...[阅读全文]
(2011-12-13 21:06:43)
Greetingcardshaveallbeensent
TheChristmasrushisthrough
ButIstillhaveonewishtomake
AspecialoneforyouMerryChristmasdarling
We'reapartthat'strue
ButIcandreamandinmydreams
I'mChristmas-ingwithyouHolidaysarejoyful
There'salwayssomethingnew
Buteveryday'saholiday
WhenI'mneartoyou
Thelightsonmytree
Iwishyoucouldsee
Iwishiteveryday
Logsonthefire
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(2011-05-31 23:42:09)
一初级女程序员搜索：SELECT*FROM男人
WHERE未婚=trueand有房=trueand有车=true
and条件in(‘帅气’,‘大方’,’绅士’,’会做家务’,‘最好还能带孩子’) 一资深女程序员回复:(0row(s)affected)
老婆给当程序员的老公打电话：“下班顺路买一斤包子带回来，如果看到卖西瓜的，买一个。”当晚，程序员老公手捧一个包子进了家门。。。老婆怒道：“你怎么就买了一个包子？！[阅读全文]
WHERE未婚=trueand有房=trueand有车=true
and条件in(‘帅气’,‘大方’,’绅士’,’会做家务’,‘最好还能带孩子’) 一资深女程序员回复:(0row(s)affected)
老婆给当程序员的老公打电话：“下班顺路买一斤包子带回来，如果看到卖西瓜的，买一个。”当晚，程序员老公手捧一个包子进了家门。。。老婆怒道：“你怎么就买了一个包子？！[阅读全文]
(2011-05-24 00:09:43)
I'mTiredYes,I'mtired.ForseveralyearsI'vebeenblamingitonmiddleage,ironpoorblood,lackofvitamins,airpollution,waterpollution,saccharin,obesity,dieting,under-armodor,yellowwaxbuild-up,andadozenothermaladiesthatmakeyouwonderiflifeisreallyworthliving.ButnowIfindout,itisnoneofthat.
I'mtiredbecauseI'moverworked.Thepopulationofthiscountryis337million,154millionareretired.Thatleaves183milliontodothework...[阅读全文]
