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背景:小儿,三岁刚过半。 一) 昨天带儿子去Target。结帐的时候,儿子突然问收银的小伙子,“Can you scan me too?" "Why?" "Because I want to know how much I am." "Well, all right." 那小伙子还真拿着扫描仪过来了,手里好像蔵着个口香糖。 听到 “吱儿”的一声,儿子知道自己被扫描了,小脸兴奋的,赶紧问,“How much?" "100”,小伙子一本正经的。 “Oh my god, I am so expensive." 等我们出了店门,儿子若有所思地嘱咐我:“Mommy, don't buy kids. They are too expensive."
二) 还是Target。还是结帐。排队人很多。收银台正前方有个ATM提款机。 儿子突然跑到ATM 前,比比划划半天,然后跑回来,好像往我手里放东西,说,“Here are some money for you, mommy." 我正乐着,他又跑回去,反反复复折腾了5次,不去了。 我说儿子咋不给妈取钱了呢? “That's enough to pay for your shopping, mommy." 儿子正色道。 周围的人都乐不可支,我前面一先生对我儿子说,要不你也帮我取点钱呗。 儿子认真地说,“Sorry, I can't help you. I don't know your password."
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