话说劳工节放假三天,俺家N黑们也非常难得地围坐家中一起吃饭。。。正吃着,百无聊赖的8黑做警觉状道:did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything. 2黑一脸严肃地瞪着他,认为他又想耍花样逃避吃饭。 Shhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, 8黑演戏到底,侧耳倾听状越发入神:monster, there is a monster in the room,,,,,,, There is no monster in the room………….2黑还是贲不浪漫。 Shhhhhhhhhhh….. Monster's outside…… Monsters won't come if you are a good boy; they only come after bad boys… you are a good boy, right? Yes. 8黑只好硬着头皮回答。 Then you don't have to worry. 8黑醍醐灌顶,沉寂了片刻。两秒之后,开始回神:daddy? What? Are you a good boy? 此类问题对大人来说永远不仅仅是个yes/no,于是2黑避重就轻,答曰:I'm a daddy.
Oh….8黑再次恍然,然后一针见血直指要害:Are you a monster? 。。。。。。 2黑彻底卡壳,俺老人家已经笑得跌落板凳。。。。 |