8黑同学的这篇作文也太搞笑了，很久没给他的大作拍照了，今天需要赶紧记录在案。

话说8黑同学上了啥啥天才班，作业多得令人咋舌。虽说2黑同志认为8黑同学身负重任，有朝一日是个拯救地球的主儿，所以非常热衷于陪他一起做作业，常常是一手拿字典一手按电脑忙得不亦乐乎誓把一个小问题定要整成个大问题，往往倒是8黑在旁边东张西望成了个没事人儿。但有时2黑也会比较绝望地暗地嘀咕：这一年级就这样了，以后可怎么活呀。

今天2黑晚上有事，嘱咐俺去督促他的功课。到家时，8黑喜滋滋地告知：我已经做完了！

于是看之。三页纸，一页数学不提，一页画满了钟钟表表们辨认时间，还有一页就是作文：Fall Essay. 要求：Write a short essay about Autumn. Write about what you like the most (or dislike) about Fall, and how it is different from the other seasons.

8黑同学的大作如下：

I like Autumn a little bit because the leaves change color, and it is cold.

After Autumn is Winter. In Winter there is swin flu, a swin is virus, a virus is a disease, like skin cancer. Swin flu, pus, and other kinds of disease!

Have a sweet October! and November!

Hope you have a sweet Autumn!

========================忽略其中的几处拼写错误，他这发散的思维及极具时代感的忧患意识以及这无厘头的结束语实在是让俺老人家笑得直不起腰来了。