安全笑话。只因国人无金发
文章来源: 随意了2008-04-06 11:57:06
The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes
 
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports  car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
一金发女郎开着红色小跑车在路上高速行驶,被一同样是金发女郎的警官叫停。
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug  through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does  it look like?' she finally asked.
金发警官请金发女郎出示驾驶执照,她在包里乱翻愈来愈烦躁,终于开口问道,“它什么样”。

 The policewoman  replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on  it.'
女警官答道,“方的,上面有你的照片。”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it  and  handed it to the policewoman.
这开车的终于在包里找到了一面方镜子,看了看,交给了女警官。

'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, 
then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you are  a cop.
“在这儿呢。”她说道。金发警官看了看镜子,然后把它还回去,一边说道:“OK, 你可以走了,我不知道你是个警察。”