Those who can, do; those who can't, watch.

Showing off - boys will be boys.

欢迎光临 - 一楼一鳳，生意兴隆。

Hanging around, nothing to do but frown...

Kama Sutra - Audubon Society version

Kama Sutra - insect version

七十二响连环风骚屁

Tinder date usually turns out this way...

自投罗网

无牵无挂

And they are off...

Zombie apocalypse 

Ice-skating in snow storm

Waiting to be rescued...

拖儿带女

吃相。。。

剪刀，石头，布。

妻管严

Savage passion

Dear God, this is Lucy. Are you listening? 

Subject to interpretation...