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Ph.D. Thesis in Mathematics

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
 
   Smart man + smart woman = romance
   Smart man + dumb woman = affair
   Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
   Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
 
   Smart boss + smart employee = profit
   Smart boss + dumb employee = production
   Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
   Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
SHOPPING MATH
 
   A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
   A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
 
   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
HAPPINESS
 
   To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
   To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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