曲线救国

中国新女性的原文：上得了厅堂，下得了厨房，杀得了木马，翻得了围墙，开得起好车，买得起新房，斗得过二奶，打得过流氓。

狗狗帮偶给翻译成这样啦：

Got on the hall, got under the kitchen, killing the Trojans, had turned the wall, opening to afford a good car, affordable houses, Doude Guo mistress, played over rogue.

最后一句最雷人。呵呵，，，