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帮倒忙【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

Negative Rescue

A blonde is on a beautiful beach in Australia. She is walking along peacefully when she notices a shark in the distance circling a swimmer who is crying out, “Help me! Please, help me!” The blonde watches the scene laughing and slapping her thighs, because she knows the shark isn't going to help the swimmer at all!

帮倒忙

一个金发女郎在澳大利亚一个漂亮的沙滩上。她心旷神怡地沿着沙滩漫步，忽然间她注意到远处一条鲨鱼正在围着一个游泳的人转，游泳的人大喊“救命，救命！”金发女郎边笑边看边拍打自己的大腿，因为她知道鲨鱼是绝不会救游泳的人的！“

【1】.   p. 139. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.