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笑话一则（译文）24

译自德语by me，  英语由gemini proofread过

In the early morning, a mother wakes her sleeping son, Fritz.

“Get up, it’s time to get ready for school,” she says.

“But why? I don't want to go to school!” Fritz complains.

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go,” his mother asks.

“The students don't like me, the teachers hate me, the janitor can't stand me, and even the bus driver can't stomach me!” Fritz explains.

“Now, pull yourself together!” the mother says.

“Then you give me two reasons why I should go to school!” Fritz demands.

“First, you are 42 years old, and second, you are the school principal,” the mother replies.

早上，一个母亲很早就叫醒她熟睡着的儿子，弗里茨。

“快起床，该上学校去了，” 她说。

“但是为什么？我不想上学校去！” 弗里茨抱怨着。

“给我两个你不想上学校的理由，” 母亲说。

“学生们不喜欢我，老师们恨我，清洁工忍受不了我，连校车的司机都容忍不了我！” 弗里茨解释道。

“从现在起，就打起精神来！” 母亲说。

“那您得给我两个我得上学校的理由！” 弗里茨坚持着。

“第一，你是42岁了，第二，你是这所学校的校长！” 他的母亲说。

p.  11-12.  ドイツ語ジョーク集 学校編 日本語対訳付き.