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习近平,中国缺心眼第一人!

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陈叔涵 2022年2月6日

习近平缺心眼的第一件事是:扛200斤麦子走十里山路不换肩。此事广为知晓,习也因此被称为习麦郎。其实,几乎人人都有缺心眼的时候,不足为奇。只不过,习作为一个大国领袖时不时说出缺心眼的话,做出缺心眼的事,不免为世人诟病。最奇葩的是,习从不以为这是缺心眼,反以为是智慧!下面,不妨以事实证明,习近平是中国缺心眼第一人!

第一,房住不炒。为了调控房价,习近平说,房子是用来住的,不是用来炒的。习周围的马屁精立马附和:皇上英明。习也自认为是妙语,沾沾自喜。殊不知,这种说法忒缺心眼。房子固然是可用来住,但是,作为商品的房子,显然不只一种属性,绝对可以出租,绝对可以作为投资标的,绝对可以抵押融资……可皇上才不管这么多,他只看一点,不及其余。不知那些有两套三套甚至多套房子的人,听了房住不炒的话会作何感想?即便他们口头不敢反驳,心里不免感慨,皇上连最基本的商业常识都不具备,还谈什么管理国家经济!最主要的是,市场不会听皇上的话,炒房依旧猖獗!

第二,定于一尊。现在已经是二十一世纪,独裁乃是逆流,与现代政治文明背道而驰。作为一国之主,手握最高权力,在实际行动上可以定于一尊,完全没有问题。但是,像定于一尊这类超级独裁的话语,只可让大臣们在心中默念,做到心中有数即可,岂可堂而皇之见诸报端呢,这不是明摆着告诉世界:庆丰帝比秦始皇、汉武帝还要独裁吗?!古往今来,帝王身边都聚集着一批马屁精,这是常态,无可厚非。没有粪坑,蛆虫该咋活啊。但是,被吹捧的人要有最起码的鉴别能力,哪些马屁可以享受,哪些马屁绝对不能容忍。毛泽东时代,毛被吹上了天,但是,毛没有昏头。当陈伯达抛出天才论的时候,毛就毫不手软地处理了陈伯达!在中国文化中,有些事做得说不得,如帝王独裁、欺压百姓、割韭菜;有些事说得做不得,如共产主义,为人民服务、大公无私。然而,庆丰帝作为一国之主,却连最起码的评判尺度都把握不当,只能用缺心眼来解释。

第三,共同富裕。这一口号本是习近平的政敌薄熙来十年前就在很多场合下高调提过的,习现在拾政敌之牙秽就太糊涂,还不如直接提中国特色的共产主义或习近平时代的共产主义,都比共同富裕要合适,至少可以跟政敌撇清关系。拾政敌之牙秽也就罢了,只要共同富裕这一口号靠谱,也没有什么大不了。关键是,这一口号太离谱,一点也经不起推敲。我的一个导游朋友曾对我说,没有想到庆丰帝这么缺心眼,难怪财新网主编胡舒立忍不住以猪头暗讽之。我说,何出此言?我的导游朋友答曰:共同富裕不要说在十四亿人的中国是句空话,就是在只有十四个人的旅行团里也是一句空话,绝对没有实现的可能。原来,我的这位朋友曾经对一个只有十四人的旅行团提议,大家把兜里的现金(卡里的钱不算)拿出来共用,晚上一起去吃喝玩乐。结果,没有一个人同意!

第四,窑洞对。这是庆丰帝做的最缺心眼的事。窑洞对本是当年毛泽东忽悠国统区名流黄炎培等人的鬼话,是最大的狗屎一堆。黄炎培问毛泽东,要是共产党取得了政权该如何摆脱历史周期律,也就是说,如何避免历史上周期性地改朝换代。毛泽东答曰:用民主!黄炎培居然信了。窑洞对说的大致就是这件事。然而,历史与现实都证明了这是一次大忽悠!中共所有领导人,包括毛本人,没有谁再提这档子事,为什么?丢人啊!因为毛说的与做的截然相反啊!所以,我才说,窑洞对是最大的狗屎一堆。俗话说,狗屎不挑不臭,伤疤不揭不痛。可我们的庆丰帝啊,偏要反其道而行之。他本想借窑洞对来兜售他的全过程民主,殊不知,全过程民主也是缺心眼的提法。中国人连言论自由都没有,连党禁也没有放开,民主从何说起啊?只能是全过程专制!他不提全过程民主还好,他一提反而成为了国际笑柄、世纪笑料,原因只有一个:缺心眼!

庆丰帝缺心眼的事例还有很多,我就不再扒了,还得给皇上留一点颜面。要不,龙颜大怒,地动山摇,连本网站也给封了,那就没地方玩了!

 

Xi Jinping, China's No.1 simpleton!

 Chen Shuhan February 6, 2022

The first thing showing Xi Jinping was dim-witted: carrying 220 pounds of wheat for ten miles up a mountain road without changing shoulders. This incident is widely known, and Xi has become known as Xi Mai Lang (wheat-carrying guy). In fact, almost everyone is sometimes senseless, not surprisingly. It is only that Xi, as a leader of a superpower, says and does things from time to time without using his head, thus he is inevitably criticized by the world. The strangest thing is that Xi never thinks this is a stupid deed and regards it as wisdom! Here are some facts to prove that Xi Jinping is the No.1 simpleton in China!

First, a house is for living, not for speculation. To regulate house prices, Xi Jinping said that houses were for living, not for speculation. The ass-kissers around Xi immediately chimed in: Your Majesty is wise. Xi also thought it was a wonderful statement and felt complacent accordingly. As everyone knows, this kind of statement is too senseless. House can certainly be used for living, but, as a commodity, a house obviously is not only a property for living, absolutely can be rented, surely can be used as an investment target, and definitely can be mortgaged to finance ...... but the emperor does not care so much, he only looks at a point, regardless of the rest aspects. I don't know those who have two, three, or even many houses, how will they feel after hearing the emperor’s words of house for living not for speculation? Even if they do not dare to refute verbally, they cannot help feeling in their hearts that the Emperor does not even have the most basic common sense in business, and how can he talk about managing the national economy! The main thing is that the market will not listen to the words of the emperor, speculation remains rampant as usual!

Secondly, all state affairs are decided by the emperor alone. It is now the 21st century; dictatorship is a counter-current, contrary to modern political civilization. As the head of a country, holding the highest power in his hands, he can make decisions on state affairs totally by himself in terms of practical actions, and there is no problem at all. However, such super dictatorial words as "decision by emperor only" can only be recited by the ministers in their hearts, so that they know what they are talking about, but it should not be published in the newspapers in a dignified manner, which is not telling the world that Emperor Qingfeng was even more dictatorial than Emperor Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? Throughout history, emperors and kings have gathered around a group of ass-kissers, this is the norm, and there is no need to blame too much. How could the maggots survive without manure pits? However, the person being touted should have the minimum discernment of what kind of flattery can be enjoyed and what kind of flattery should never be tolerated. In the era of Mao Zedong, Mao was blown up to the sky, but Mao did not lose his head. When Chen Boda threw out the genius theory, Mao did away with Chen Boda without mercy! In Chinese culture, some things can be done but cannot be said, such as imperial dictatorship, oppression of the people, and cutting leeks; and some things cannot be done but just can be talked about, such as communism, service to the people, and chauvinism. However, the Qingfeng emperor as the head of the country, fails to grasp properly even the minimum scale of judgment, it can only be explained by his lack of brains.

Third: common prosperity. Ten years ago on many occasions, this slogan was shouted out in a high profile by Bo Xilai, Xi Jinping's political enemy, Xi now is too confused to pick up the wisdom of his political enemy, and it would be better to directly mention the Chinese characteristics of communism or communism of Xi Jinping era, which is more appropriate than talk of the common prosperity, at least you can draw a line clearly with the political enemy. Anyway, it’s not a big mistake to pick up the wisdom of the political enemy, as long as the slogan "common prosperity" is reliable. The point is that this slogan is so outrageous that it does not stand up to scrutiny. A tour guide friend of mine once said to me that he did not expect Emperor Qingfeng to be senseless to this extent, so no wonder Hu Shuli, editor-in-chief of Caixin, could not help but use a pig's head as an insinuation to Xi Jinping. I asked my friend, why do you say that? My tour guide friend replied: common prosperity is an empty word. Not to mention the 1.4 billion people in China, only fourteen people in the tour group it is also an empty word, and there is absolutely no possibility of realization. Originally, my friend once proposed to a tour group of only fourteen people and asked them to take out the cash in their pockets (not including the money in their cards) to share together, and then go to eat, drink, and play together at night with the shared cash. As a result, not a single person agreed!

Fourth: the dialogue in the cave dwellings. This is the most dim-witted thing the Qingfeng Emperor had done. The dialogue in the cave dwellings was the biggest pile of shit in which  Mao Zedong fooled the famous Huang Yanpei and others in the Nationalist Region. Huang Yanpei asked Mao how to get rid of the cyclical law of history, that is to say, how to avoid the cyclical change of dynasties in history if the Communist Party gained power. Mao Zedong replied: Use democracy! Huang Yanpei actually believed it. This is roughly what the dialogue in the cave dwellings told. However, both history and reality proved that it was a big lie! None of the CCP leaders, including Mao himself, ever mentioned this incident again. Why? It was humiliating! Because what Mao said was the very opposite of what he did! That's why I say the dialogue in the cave dwellings is the biggest pile of shit ever. As the saying goes, shit doesn't stink if you don't pick it, and scars don't hurt if you don't reveal them. But our Emperor Qingfeng wanted to do the opposite. He wanted to use the dialogue in the cave-dwelling to peddle his whole-process democracy, but he did not realize that his whole-process democracy was also a dim-witted expression. The Chinese people do not even have the freedom of speech, and the Party ban has not been removed so far, so how can we talk about democracy? It can only be a full-process dictatorship! That should be no problem for him, in case he did not mention the whole process of democracy, and it is because Xi Jinping mentioned the whole process of democracy, he turned out to be the international laughing stock, the joke of the century, there is only one reason: he is a senseless guy!

There are many examples to show how the Qingfeng emperor is dim-witted, but I will not pick up any more, we have to save our emperor’s face anyway. Otherwise, the emperor hit the ceiling, which will cause the ground to shake, even this website is also closed, and then there is no place for us to play any longer!

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叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 '戈民' 的评论 : 先生之言精辟!
戈民 回复 悄悄话 回复 'lao-fei' 的评论 : "与换肩无关。就像你使用筷子,用惯了右手,"
如果习惯了永久不换肩,还说它干什么。lao-fei 洗地洗的五头脑啊。

习包子在另一次录像印证这件事,他说: “十里山路,一口气就下来了”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KHiqUyuyc

“我那时候扛200斤麦子,10里山路,我不换肩的”:
https://youtu.be/cdH-zKCQs1M?list=PLLwiWq37Uu3b1hSAyGMOJjSG1y9VO8Va4

可见习近平也不是口误。土共宣传的一个重要文化习惯是:自欺欺人,时间长了,就自己也信以为真了。例如,习小小曾发文章称:”中华民族许多热血儿女毅然投身到抗击法西斯德军的英勇行列中。毛泽东主席的长子毛岸英作为白俄罗斯第一方面军坦克连指导员,转战千里,直至攻克柏林”。 而实际上,毛岸英没有参加苏联的卫国战争,更没有攻入柏林。
悠然见青山 回复 悄悄话 说得好,给楼主点个赞。
大卫谈 回复 悄悄话 dalidali:知道就是知道,不知道就是不知道。靠自己的主观立场在这里意淫的贴,让他们自我欣赏去吧,没人理会。谢谢!同时给楼主再赞!
Dalidali 回复 悄悄话 回复 '大卫谈' 的评论 :
认同!
我在农村长大,记得很清楚,口袋大概100斤左右,可以抗!
但200斤的麻袋很粗,应当是背! 壮小伙子走几十,上百米可以,走几里路太难了,没见过! 走10里山路“不换肩”(不歇)99.99999%的人做不到,当然也没见过!
BananaeEggs 回复 悄悄话 咦?習明澤呢?世界上還有隱形公主?既然是國家領導人的女兒,就有責任給全民一個交代,難道習明澤見不得光?怕被拐賣?
大卫谈 回复 悄悄话 给楼主点个赞!
大卫谈 回复 悄悄话 我下乡10年在村里当了4年会计,每年秋后到粮库交粮食带7,8个跟我一样壮实的小伙子去。平时老乡分粮食使自家的帆布口袋大约装一百三四十斤,在别人的帮助下扛到肩上回家最多几百米的路程。粮库交粮是麻袋一次称重标准200斤,然后上十几米栈桥路倒到粮库里。感觉比老乡的口袋重多了,别说是10里地就是几百米不是泰森的体格也吃不消。还10里地山路不换肩,就是不休息的意思。因为200斤不可能扛在肩一头只能扛在勃子正中。希望没见过世面的傻子别在这里瞎呼悠。
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 'lao-fei' 的评论 : 你真会诡辩!但是,200斤麦子你先去扛一扛再说!
lao-fei 回复 悄悄话 习近平缺心眼的第一件事是:扛200斤麦子走十里山路不换肩。
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不换肩不等于不把麻袋放下来休息,累了放下来休息一下,再上肩接着走。
作者没扛过麻袋没有体会,用惯了右肩,如果把麻袋放到左肩是放不住的,而且麻袋压在肩膀上,累了是腿累,与换肩无关。就像你使用筷子,用惯了右手,如果在短时间内用筷子夹大量的实物,就会累,换了左手可以么?
三圣乡隐士 回复 悄悄话 中国政治生态复杂,能走到最高领导这一步,太难了,需要极高的智商、情商、手腕。习能走到这一步,说明他是个非常厉害的人。当然我也不是说他值得赞同、赞美,但是我觉得应该客观的评价一个人,他的政策,和他所处的环境和中国的文化关系。
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 '桃花潭' 的评论 : 在你看来,反习和反华是两回事!我倒是觉得,反习和反华并无不同。当今的中国就是习近平的私有财产,就像当年的中国是毛泽东的私有财产一样!
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 'Nosohard1' 的评论 : 说真话的人才有良心!说假话的人才缺良心。不摆事实、不讲道理而只知乱扣帽子、乱打棍子的人才是真正的没有良心!
Nosohard1 回复 悄悄话 你缺的是良心, 做人的良心
kai2002 回复 悄悄话 1,2,3没看出有什么错,中国房价虚高,房企不顾一切逐利,泡沫只会越来越大,现在提前破掉,属于壮士断腕,还是不错的,第2定位一尊,他本来就是要独裁,这完全符合他的目的,他要搞民主才是叫缺心眼。第3,提共同富裕,是一个口号,拉拢人心,看不出缺心眼。要是他说鼓励贫富差距那才叫缺心眼。
springdale 回复 悄悄话 谎言与暴力,是中共的二大基本属性。然而,习近平的骗术,远逊于毛泽东周恩来邓小平,现在外界逐渐认清了中共的欺骗本质与本性。习近平唯一的依靠,就是靠暴力维持共产党政权,但这种极权暴政不可能长久。中国已经失去了和平转型的可能性,共产党某一日因内斗或向外动武而一旦垮台,必然天下大乱,汉族与少数民族不断互相仇杀,血雨腥风至少三五十年。
我心依旧2008 回复 悄悄话 共和国73年,依然不是法律至上, 民众依然期望明君,依然期望500年一出的领袖,屁民们依然仰望天庭主持公义,某大作家居然支持农村拐卖妇女,盛世中居然出现一个生了八个孩子的被卖妇女被锁链拴住的情景,这个民族这个国家的人知道什么叫生而为人?

可以有一个预测,这个国家如果体制不改,20年后GDP别说第2, 能进前十就不错了,而且到时人人都想移民西方国家,因为这个国家已经不适合人类居住了。
桃花潭 回复 悄悄话 楼主每天一贴反习,好像没看到你的反华贴,但愿你不是因最近习近平打压资本无度扩张而导致你家族利益受损而反习。
华府采菊人 回复 悄悄话 一不小心他忘了什么叫做“缺心眼”,还认为自己是“马王爷有三只眼”!
lio 回复 悄悄话
从历史看,没有永远的政权,也没有永远的政党,总有它退出历史舞台的那一天。然而习给中华民族造成的伤害可不轻。因为他的胡作非为,今后中国要面对更加严峻的国际环境,远的不说,日本因为习会加强军事实力。

走出非洲67 回复 悄悄话 习猪头小学文化念稿都错字连连,通商宽衣,水平实在太差,但猪头并不觉得丢人现眼,跑去国外念书单,简直把人丢姥姥家了,诺大一国家出这等皇帝,民族之不幸。
龙头铡刀 回复 悄悄话 就是个村长。
笔名老忘06 回复 悄悄话 中国在习领导下,越来越好,越来越强,气死你们
ahniu 回复 悄悄话 习老农的思维,不难理解。
中国人的悲哀,落后几百年。
YanbeiYin 回复 悄悄话 习在清华大学主修化学工程, 他了解质量和能量平衡吗? 1980年代,他的老师曾经和我们聊过,教这样一个学生很难。
FollowNature 回复 悄悄话 缺心眼,对于反华反共的,不是求之不得吗?这些人及国应该高兴庆贺才是正常反应。
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 'wumiao' 的评论 : 习当然是想象毛一样独裁,只不过,习才具不足,终归画虎不成反类犬!
wumiao 回复 悄悄话 毛很喜欢全国人喊他万岁,他是最独裁恶毒的一个人,陈伯达是因为之前逆鳞了才弄掉了。习要跟毛学定一尊,是觉得全国只有他一个男儿。习对国家除了会抓权力,其他什么都不会,所以说他只是个村长的才能。但人家有现实五子棋经常下输,却有世界围棋冠军的梦想,。
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 '魅力野花' 的评论 : 能坐上皇位当然不是最差的!
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 回复 'Sinojackia' 的评论 : 我只是在谈庆丰帝缺心眼,而没有说别人缺心眼。先生为何说,我看别人都缺心眼呢?你不觉得你的思维逻辑有问题吗?
注册怎么这么难 回复 悄悄话 江当年真昏了头,选这么个草包上去,中华民族的劫数啊
smithmaella 回复 悄悄话 你这个缺心眼,博主说别人“都”缺心眼了吗?
Sinojackia 回复 悄悄话 博主自己缺心眼,所以才看别人都缺心眼。
魅力野花 回复 悄悄话 全世界一个人一个心眼。
当领导难。都有缺点。
人类都是自私的,全世界都乱了。
习主席,我的校友,系友,不是最差的。
我要是有钱,不当主席,太忙,太操心。
你想当主席吗??!
smithmaella 回复 悄悄话 楼主说的太对了。阻碍中华民族“伟大复兴“的不是美囯等敌对势力,恰恰是这个猪头。什么房住不炒、集中力量办大事、统一思想、统一指挥,….,这些口号、“金句”经不起一丁点儿的推敲和辩论,可是却成了亿万人的思想框框。然后呢它又没完没了的喊解放思想、改革开放。
玉面小飞龙_007 回复 悄悄话 人类命运共同体,谁鸟呀?蠢在丢人还不自知。
叔涵心语 回复 悄悄话 对于pssci的评论深表赞同。先生若有空,不妨也参阅另一篇博文《习近平的自负人生》
pssci 回复 悄悄话 大智若愚,混到一尊的位上也是相当的不容易的
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