李冰冰过年学打麻将 自嘲数学不好不会算牌
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估计过年的时候,有98%以上的家庭都有打牌的习惯,扑克、麻将也许还有其他更高级的,我们家就是这98分之一份子,号称“滥竽充数”型,无论扑克、麻将,决不擅长,“麻”
只有“帅哥老爸”一人通晓。多年来,全家人能够达到统一和共识的只有一种——那就是扑克中之“五十K”,多年修炼,已是炉火纯青。参与态度,认真严肃,年年采取白纸黑字计分型,得多少分计多少分,分越高赢得越多,玩完基本属于白忙,从不赢钱和其他任何有价值的东西物品乱七八糟的,此处充分体现了高考分数线的重要性。
所谓新年新气象,年年都得攀“高峰”,今年一改往年的旧传统,改良学习世界上最科学的游戏——麻将,(也许还有更高级的,不管了,反正现在就知道它),难啊,还真挺难的,不容易学,特别是数学不好的,我是典型代表(没啥自卑的),更算不清楚了,想糊牌的精神是有的,动力是足的,机会也来了,但是没“看”出来啊,轮了三圈了,发现要糊的牌已经打在下面了,问是谁打的?怎么也不出声啊?总结,除耳听八方外,必须眼观六路!大意了,大意了!
遥想“帅哥老爸”当年,“美女老妈”出嫁了,雄姿英发,郎才女貌,计划生育,正好生俩,天造地设,打牌刚好。哈哈,过年就是好哇!
小报:麻将是人家不要的,怪不得不要了,少了一张牌,玩的都是高精尖啊!
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