回顾王菲上综艺节目讲荤段子,笑倒小S和黑人
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小S:今天菲姐来上节目其实是想让大家看到她不同的一面,因为我从侧面打听倒菲姐好象很喜欢讲笑话!
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王菲:我不算会讲,但是很爱收集笑话!
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小S:有吗?收集?因为你的经纪人一直讲你的笑话比我的好笑得多!
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王菲:你先讲一个我听听,好笑的
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小S:好,那我问你一个,耶稣和释迦牟尼差别在哪里!
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王菲:差别在哪里?
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王菲:不知道呀
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小S:(发型)耶稣是大卷,释迦牟尼是小卷!
王菲:呵呵,耶稣是大卷吗?
小S:是啊
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王菲:^_^,你这不属于笑话啊,这属于什么.....
小S:冷笑话,台湾很流行的!
王菲:那我也问一个,大雁为什么要飞去南方去过冬
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小S:是因为那边有它的家人吗?
黑人:因为那边比较暖和吧!
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王菲:因为走路太慢
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小S:哈哈,这也算啊
王菲:因为我是对应你刚才讲的那个呀
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小S:哈哈,还不错,有感觉,但是你有没有不属于那种问题的,一整个的笑话
黑人:老少皆宜的那种
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王菲:要老少皆宜吗!
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王菲:就是一个算命的对一位小姐说:小姐,你命不好,你身上带有凶兆!
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王菲:那小姐说,那我把胸罩脱了可以吗?
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王菲:那算命的说,不行,就算你把胸罩脱了,你也逃不过人生的两个大波!
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小S:哈哈哈
黑人:哈哈哈
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黑人:哈哈,(惊异的问)菲姐可不可爱?
小S:好可爱
黑人:哈哈,你喜不喜欢她
小S:我好喜欢她
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黑人:哈哈哈.....王菲.....天后
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