你经历过最恐怖的吻是什么样子?
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男人最怕遇到……
两片涂着劣质口红的嘴唇。(味道刺鼻而强劲,来势汹汹,让你无从拒绝)
她接吻的熟练程度尽管经过种种掩饰但还是明显超过你。(男人可怜的自尊心啊!)
两排七上八下、完全自由生长并使得你的舌头很难准确着陆的牙齿。(她笃信这样的真理,一切自然的东西,都是美的!)
西子捧心很美,捧心说明胃不好,如果有谁吻过胃溃疡的妇女就能明白。(从此不敢与胃病患者谈恋爱,曾是患者目前痊愈者例外,但仍心有余悸)
接吻时为了获得同样的氧气含量鼻子就必须超负荷工作,如果正巧她有狐臭……God……(只剩扭头就跑的份儿了。)
女人最怕遇到……
沾满烟锈、茶锈的大黄牙向你凑过来,那感觉,啧啧,仿佛你真的吻了一只旧烟缸。
两片干裂的嘴唇像锉刀般蹂躏你的皮肤,吻完之后,你的脸绝对成了“车祸现场”。
一双指甲盖里都是灰泥的脏手伸向你的头发。(你根本无法专注在唇齿的享受上。满脑子想的都是他指甲上的黑边。)
像食肉类哺乳动物般散发着腐臭的口腔。
挂着饭米粒的大胡子,你感觉好像是在亲一块毛毯。
毛糙如砂纸般的舌头,像一把劣质刷子。
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