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(2006-11-02 03:27:02) 下一个
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
 


Men are like....



1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.
Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......
Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like
Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....
Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .
Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like
Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....
Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....
Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like 
Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like
Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........
Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now  all the remarkable women you should know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

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Glider 回复 悄悄话 "Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped."

That's a true statement.
jwayne_1 回复 悄悄话 wow, that hurts. an eye opener. please, sb. come up with some defending words for men, or even better, some offending phrases on women.
春江水 回复 悄悄话 哈!今天刚跟老公生了气,看了这个真解气。谢谢,下回有气了再上这儿来。红卡车看了你的大多文章,你真不愧是个幽默的鬼灵精。
shengli 回复 悄悄话 holy crap!
uh-oh 回复 悄悄话 maybe not only one
DueProcess 回复 悄悄话 men are like toilet ring covers. they are mildly useful in certain situations, but only if you are patient enough to deal with them.
longzhong 回复 悄悄话 恩,话糙理不糙
加州鱼郎 回复 悄悄话 hahahahahahahahaha, but you still love to get one.
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