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蛋糕 或 床 -- CAKE OR BED

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CAKE OR BED
 
  A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
  FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
 
  "HONEY,COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
  IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW".
 
  HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
  "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
  GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO".
 
  FINE,
 
  THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
  "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
  IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT "
 
  TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
  "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
  WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
  I DON'T THINK SO".
 
  "FINE", SHE SAYS
  "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
  TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK "
  "I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
  WANT TO FIX STEPS". HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
  ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
  I DON'T THINK SO
  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! "
 
  SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
  COUPLE OF HOURS...................................
 
  HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
  HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME
 
  AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES
  THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
 
  AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
  HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
 
  AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
  THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
 
  "HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
  SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
  OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
 
  JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
  WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
 
  HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
  ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
  GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE".
 
  HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?"
 
  SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO..
  DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
  I DON'T THINK SO!"
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piao11 回复 悄悄话 看来
你的英文表达的字句比你的中文好了不知多少。。。。

不过还是期待你的很滑稽很趣味的中文
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