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Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
啤酒比耶稣正点的十大理由
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
没人会因为你不喝啤酒就宰了你.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
啤酒不会对你的性生活指手画脚.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
啤酒从来没有引发过任何一场战争.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
没人会把还没有自己主见的未成年人一头按在啤酒桶里.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
没人因为手头有啤酒就挨家挨户地敲门,试图把啤酒派发给你.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
没人会因为你对啤酒品牌的不同选择而烧死你, 绞死你, 或者痛扁你一直到死.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
你不需要为了等再来一次啤酒的机会而等上多过2000年的时间.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
啤酒商标上的那些个字不会瞎七搭八,这个有法律保障你.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
你能够证明自己有一杯啤酒.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
如果你正在把自己的一生都奉献给啤酒, 有很多好心的团体会出面帮助你戒掉.
（磊 禅师译）
啤酒比耶稣正点的十大理由
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
没人会因为你不喝啤酒就宰了你.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
啤酒不会对你的性生活指手画脚.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
啤酒从来没有引发过任何一场战争.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
没人会把还没有自己主见的未成年人一头按在啤酒桶里.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
没人因为手头有啤酒就挨家挨户地敲门,试图把啤酒派发给你.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
没人会因为你对啤酒品牌的不同选择而烧死你, 绞死你, 或者痛扁你一直到死.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
你不需要为了等再来一次啤酒的机会而等上多过2000年的时间.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
啤酒商标上的那些个字不会瞎七搭八,这个有法律保障你.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
你能够证明自己有一杯啤酒.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
如果你正在把自己的一生都奉献给啤酒, 有很多好心的团体会出面帮助你戒掉.
（磊 禅师译）
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