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Emergency 911

(2007-08-14 20:45:42) 下一个

(Purported to be true. Sure.)

Dispatcher: "9-1-1"

Caller: "Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn.. I think I'm going to pass out."

Dispatcher: "Sir, where are you calling from?"

Caller: "I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn..."

Dispatcher: "Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?"

Caller: "No."

Dispatcher: "What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?"

Caller: "Running from the cops..."

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