下面是一对夫妇在Skype 上的对话:
太太: R U there?
先生: Yes, honey.
太太: What R U doing?
先生: Chatting with someone.
太太: Man or woman?
先生: Of course it is a woman.
太太: U R dangerous. I thought you are watching TV.
先生: Why? Just a chat! How about U? What R U doing?
太太: I am surfacing the youtube.
先生: See. U R also on the net. How about we have a talk?
太太: With you? Boring.
Ding…….Ding.
先生: Hi, a phone call.
太太: can u pick up?
先生: It is 4 U. My friends call my cell only. Your friends call our home.
太太: ok. …..Oops, it is hang up.
先生: Do you want to go to bed now?
太太: 10 min.
太太: Can you get a cup of ice water for me from down stair when u come up ?
先生: Sure. $10 bucks.
太太: u r greedy.
先生: hi, it is a room service. I gave you discount already.
太太: No money, how about a special treat?
先生: Sure. To be there right now.
太太: Do not forget the water!
了，还是老夫老妻的好呀！爱读哥哥给嫂子的服务费折扣是多少呀？
可别太小气了呀~~
哈哈，不是笑话，办公室里邻居间均用email或sametime互传信息。
多数时候是为留个底儿，当互相推卸责任时。
SINEAD4273: 熟则生厌.
海棠: 那TREAT 在这儿不能讲. 少儿不宜.
cnlady: 谢谢来访. 结婚后的日子就会是这样. 还好没有吓到你.
祝每位周末好! (这周末跟孩子去露营.BOY SCOUTS活动.但愿回来时不会冻僵.).
太太: With you? Boring.