中国的月亮比美国的亮

满仓叔这几天在纽约视察，住在长岛纳苏郡海边的度假屋，昨晚他推开房门，望着天上的月亮，一边嚼着杏花楼的月饼，一边嘴里喃喃的自言自语：这月亮咋没俺家乡的月亮亮啊。第二天他在车上问导游，这导游是个美国白人小伙子。满仓叔问：I saw the moon in America was not so bright and round as the one in China last night. 白人小伙子笑着回答：Because the moon is very snobbish . 满仓问：why? 白人小伙答：When she found out that Chinese people had been wealthy , she turned her face to China , accordingly her butt was facing to America at that time. 满仓满意的点点头。美国小伙接着说：Therefore The moon in China is more round and bright than that in America nowadays.      满仓怕大伙儿听不懂，便翻译道：我问美国小伙，我昨天看到美国的月亮没有中国的月亮亮。这位美国小伙子是这样回答的：因为月亮也非常势利，她看到中国人富了，就把脸朝向中国把屁股对向美国，所以中国的月亮比美国的圆又亮......。车上的人听了，立刻哄车大笑。满仓也觉得憋在心里那么多年的闷气一下全排泄了。满仓心想，月是故乡明，不管走到哪里，只有心中的那轮明月才是最圆最亮的......。

10/4/2017 New York