笑话：英语课

小可早就开始学英语了，可他说的英语就是典型的法式英语，用法语的拼读发音去读英语：清浊音不分，H不发音，见A读[a]，见I读[i]。

这么看到这么个笑话，说得就是事实：

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在一个成人英语课上，老师让学生造句，要求用上yellow，green和pink三个词。

The Italian was the fastest:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun and the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spaniard was next:
"I wake up in the morning. I eat a yellow banana, a green avocado and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the Frenchman:
"I wake up in ze morening, I hear ze phone: "green!!!...green!!!". I pink up ze phone - I say "Yellow?..."