我家的小色狼

某日黄昏，先生带小儿去公园嬉戏，准备以小儿为模特历练自己的摄影技术，使其更上一层楼。

先生低头调试相机完毕，抬头欲叫小儿摆好pose，却发现小儿已不见了踪影。先生心急，举目四望，见附近只有两个谈笑风生的小MM悠然自得的走着。这可如何是好？Wait a second, 仔细再看，却发现小MM身后有个小影子在晃动。哈，原来一不留神小儿已经迫不及待的狂chase女孩了。只见小儿跌跌撞撞，连跑带踮的非常文明的不露声色的悄悄尾随在两个小MM身后，一副求求你们看我一眼，和我玩一会吧的架势，就连高高的马路牙子也毫无惧色奋不顾身的跳将下去，为了追女孩子，这是何等的英雄气概。不知是因为小儿实在太安静了，还是小MM们聊得太投入，小儿居然没有被发现。稍顷，小儿有些不耐烦了，“我追了这么久，你们居然看都不看我一眼，太不把豆包当干粮了，何况我比豆包强多了。虽不是满腹经纶，但也一表人才，怎么就连个正眼都没有呢。看来我该出手时要出手了。” 于是，小儿毫不犹豫地伸出他的小胖手欲轻轻抚摸小MM的美臀，来引起她们的注意。可惜小MM们步伐敏捷，小儿毕竟人小力薄，未能得逞，这叫一个郁闷。等小MM们走远了，小儿才想起来在身后的爸爸，那幅怅惘若失的表情像是在问：“我这么优秀，他们为什么不和我玩呢？”

没办法，异性相吸是自然界的普遍规律，谁让我们天生又是个小”色狼” 呢？！

P.S. Please keep secret. Otherwise, my son would be really pissed off for this is his privacy.

 

 

[melly]

回复flysnow68的评论:

Thanks! 只希望他不要空有一副好皮囊！

nice weekend!

[flysnow68]

写得好！可爱的小色狼！长大了又是一帅哥！~_~。。。

[melly]

回复彩云满天飞的评论:

Too bad. This is sort of mutation. haha....

[melly]

回复40hutu的评论:

Thanks for coming.

Well, he needs 38 more years of tough training in oreder to become a real "forty-year-old manflower".

[彩云满天飞]

哈哈哈，老实交待哈， 小色狼的遗传基因是来自哪一方滴呀？

[40hutu]

人才辈出，英雄本色，可喜可贺！

[melly]

回复flamenco_girl的评论:

Thank you.Every baby is cute, in this way or another.

[flamenco_girl]

Soooo cute!

[melly]

回复blhw72的评论:

They are cute, aren't they?

This was my boy's debut outside. Usually he would attach tightly to his Dad. Yes, he is not violent yet. Who knows if he is still gentle and civilized in the future. Maybe my boy will be much worse than yours. Let's see.

[blhw72]

Haha, it turns out you also have a se-lang prince, shake hands ;-)

Mine has been since a year old. At an annual dinner celebration, my se-lang prince's eyes caught in a little cute girl. He went up, suddenly holded her and wanna kiss her. We, adults, were all shocked. The poor princess was frightened, wa--cried and headed for her mom's arms.

It certainly infuriated my prince, "how dare she!" He rudely pulled the girl's arm towards him. Gosh, he was kidnapping and just an entire robber. The poor girl cried loudly, eventually her mom rescued her. My prince stamped his foot with fury, and screamed! then cried. He lost his girl.

The girl's mother questioned us regarding how we raised a se-lang prince. I just couldn't find a seam to hide in. What a shame.

Admittedly, compare to mine, yours was much more gentle though insulting, lol.

Look at my prince now,
"Hi, honey, do you like Sophia?(his favorite girl in the class)"
"Nooooooo!" the volumn was 20b high and sounded very affirmative.
"Did you kiss her?"
"Yu......mommy, that's disgusting!' the prince's face blushed and he couldn't wait to run into his room...

Hahaha....... Ru Zi Ke Jiao Ye.